UFC 144: Henderson goes to war with Edgar

Ben Henderson had questions that Frankie Edgar couldn’t answer.

  - See what I did there.

I wen’t into the fight liking both guys, Edgar for his professional attitude and his unrelenting drive to prove naysayers wrong, and Bendo simply because he seems to be a great person, nerdy as hell and with a fighting style I really respect. They frantically went to war and didn’t slow down. A main event like that really affects how a card stays in your memory – which is probably why some people are calling it their favourite so far this year.

UFC 144 is now over and it delivered. Yes, I was hoping that Rampage would slam Ryan Bader so hard that he blasted through the canvas of the octagon breaking the sides off the cage, only for a Pride ring that was hidden neatly underneath pops out ready for the title fight… but maybe that dream was a little bit too infantile of me. I was also hoping for Kid to return to his old form, but at least it was an up and coming British fighter in Vaughan Lee that hammered the nail in that coffin. Hunt and Gomi won with great finishes so that will settle my wishes of success for the old guard of MMA for now. The card delivered on its promises and here are my favorite bits from each fight:

China Zhang Tiequan vs. Japan Issei Tamura

Tamura defeated Zhang via KO (punch) at 0:32 of round 2

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Japan Takeya Mizugaki vs. United States Chris Cariaso

Cariaso defeated Mizugaki via unanimous decision

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Japan Riki Fukuda vs. United States Steve Cantwell

Fukuda defeated Cantwell via unanimous decision

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Japan Norifumi Yamamoto vs. England Vaughan Lee

Lee defeated Yamamoto via submission (armbar)

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Japan Takanori Gomi vs. Japan Eiji Mitsuoka

Gomi defeated Mitsuoka via TKO (punches)

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United States Anthony Pettis vs. United States Joe Lauzon

Pettis defeated Lauzon via KO (head kick & punches)

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Japan Hatsu Hioki vs. Poland Bart Palaszewski

Hioki defeated Palazewski via unanimous decision

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Japan Yushin Okami vs. United States Tim Boetsch

Boetsch defeated Okami via TKO (punches)

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Japan Yoshihiro Akiyama vs. United States Jake Shields

Shields defeated Akiyama via unanimous decision

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New Zealand Mark Hunt vs. France Cheick Kongo

Hunt defeated Kongo via TKO (punches)

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United States Quinton Jackson vs. United States Ryan Bader

Bader defeated Jackson via unanimous decision

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United States Frankie Edgar (c) vs. United States Ben Henderson

Henderson defeated Edgar via unanimous decision

Taisetsu na mono protect my balls

Dana White tweeted a link to this fan made trailer earlier this morning. As a fan of MMA, anime and South Park I felt obliged to share it with you.

And in case you ever wondered, here are the lyrics and translation….

Japanese
Suba-ra-shi chin chin mono
Kintama no kame aru
Sore no oto saru bo bo
Iie! Ninja ga imasuuuuuuuu
Hey hey let’s go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let’s fighting…
Let’s fighting love!
Let’s fighting love!
Kono uta chotto baka wa
Wake ga wakaranai
Eigo ga mecha-kucha Daijobu – we do it all the time!
Hey hey let’s go! Kenka suru–

English
Wonderful penis thing
There are hairs at balls
That’s sound of Monkey-like Cunt
No! Ninjas are here!
Hey hey let’s! Lets fight!
This is important. Protect my balls!
I’m badass. So let’s fighting
Let’s fighting love!
Let’s fighting love!
This song is a bit stupid
This doesn’t make sense.
English is all f**ked up
It’s okay–we do it all the time!
Hey hey let’s go! Lets fight–