There is no actor alive that has as badass a back story as Danny Trejo. A heroin addicted street boxer who goes to prison for 11 years on drug and robbery related charges. In prison he became a boxing champion in numerous weight classes. He then becomes an actor and builds a name around violent roles until starring in… SPY KIDS?! Damn. It was going so well. At least he almost made up for that blemish with Machete. However, there is no way I would voice my criticisms of his recent choices in acting roles to his face. Just look at his face… if you dare.