Taisetsu na mono protect my balls

Dana White tweeted a link to this fan made trailer earlier this morning. As a fan of MMA, anime and South Park I felt obliged to share it with you.

And in case you ever wondered, here are the lyrics and translation….

Japanese
Suba-ra-shi chin chin mono
Kintama no kame aru
Sore no oto saru bo bo
Iie! Ninja ga imasuuuuuuuu
Hey hey let’s go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let’s fighting…
Let’s fighting love!
Let’s fighting love!
Kono uta chotto baka wa
Wake ga wakaranai
Eigo ga mecha-kucha Daijobu – we do it all the time!
Hey hey let’s go! Kenka suru–

English
Wonderful penis thing
There are hairs at balls
That’s sound of Monkey-like Cunt
No! Ninjas are here!
Hey hey let’s! Lets fight!
This is important. Protect my balls!
I’m badass. So let’s fighting
Let’s fighting love!
Let’s fighting love!
This song is a bit stupid
This doesn’t make sense.
English is all f**ked up
It’s okay–we do it all the time!
Hey hey let’s go! Lets fight–