Happy Zombie Jesus Day

Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead

The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead

The bones and the corpses are at his command

And rise like their master to swarm o’er the land!

The women are screaming, then running away

Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay

I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curséd undeath

With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.

Have mercy, lord Jesus, don’t eat me today

Next year I’ll be bigger, I promise! I pray

Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such

Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.

Zombie Jesus

Tattoo by Honest Jon, Slave to the Needle Tattoo Studio, Seattle WA.

Good Friday

For me, today is better than ‘good’. Like most of the UK – I am not at work. But in my case a magical and well earned five day weekend stoops before me. One that is riddled with bunny delivered chocolates, processed meats and vodka. If Jesus died for our sins why are we rewarded with a quaint little spring time break? Before you think too hard about it… I don’t care.

Enjoy your weekend chaps and chappettes.

Jesus breaking cross