Jason Butcher tattoos a bearded victorian zombie… how can a sentence possibly get any cooler?! Watch this video chaps and chappettes.
Jon Fitch has been rather quiet following his loss to Johny Hendricks at the end of December last year. It turns out he has been cultivating his face.
Jon Fitch’s twitter account recently shared evidence which adds support to the theory that facial hair is contagious. Infection of what medical professionals call ‘hairy badass disease’ is caused by the exposure of one’s chin to the fists of a much more epically bearded man.
One issue that Fitch’s case has raised with Doctors is how having been completely knocked the fuck out in under 12 seconds seemed to have increased his susceptibility to the ailment.
Hopefully the moustache offers padding to his jaw for the next time he fights a true badass like Johny Hendricks.
Photographic evidence below.
Follow Fitch on twitter – @jonfitchdotnet
So here we are, the last ever moustache log! It pains me to have to stop these posts, but my ‘stache is about as long as it’s going to get, and to continue with this feature would just be showing off!
I started this little experiment purely to see if somebody like myself, who is far from gifted in the chin bristle department, could grow a respectable lip tickler. I think you’ll agree the experiment was a success.
Having a moustache has had a surprising effect on my life. Strangers want to shake my hand, kids high five me as I walk down the street, and women find me irresistible.
Ok, I made that last one up, but still, I love my little handlebar. Remember chaps, if I can do it so can you. So ditch the razors and join my club!
Also, if any of you have a particularly impressive facial fuzz, send it in and we’ll post your face on the blog!
So without further ado, for the final time, here is my face. Styled, as always, with Foad Wax.
Until now, I firmly believed that the only men allowed to slap other men are cockneys and Bas Rutten. However, I discovered this gif and realised that there is a higher level of slapping technique that I was not aware of. I have punched many a beard OFF of a mans face in my time. But never have I seen one slapped on. BEARD SLAP.
Normally in this post we comment on a bearded icon that we come across through TV or other media. However, I saw this tattoo and just HAD TO feature it in this week’s beard watch. I could have saved it for tattoo of the week, but the fact that someone got a tribute to beards tattooed on his arm has forced me to put it up as soon as possible.
A skull with a beard, big whoop, I hear you say… No, not only is it a technically great tattoo, it is the translation of the text that makes this all the more epic. ‘Con la barba fino alla morte’…
‘Bearded until death’
Tattoo by Gianluca Fusco at Deep Down Empire in Caserta, Italy.